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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:22:31 GMT -5
CHAPTER 31
Conflict
As soon as Miles and the rest of us walked away, Hayden looked at Fang thoughtfully…smiling. “WHAT?” Fang said irritated. Hayden sighed dramatically.
“Nothing.” Then Hayden walked towards Fang, Fang slowly backing away. “I just wanted to say I’m sorry for… what YOU call, touching. You’re just so beautiful, Fang. I’m sorry.”
“… … … Shut up.” Fang said and walked away really pissed… still in his boxers.
The next morning, when Fang woke up, he trudged downstairs feeling quite grumpy and angry. Hayden and Fang didn’t talk at all that morning. But, very sadly, when night came, and all the others went to bed, Hayden walked over to Fang and said, “Fang, I wish you would talk to me, I was trying to ALL day, but you wouldn’t. Fang, if you are still mad about last night I am SORRY.” Then to make up for last night, he kissed Fang on the lips…AGAIN.
“ THAT’S IT! I’M TELLING MILES, A**HOLE!” Fang yelled and ran towards Mile’s room. When Miles came out, he looked really tired.
“What is it this time?” Miles said wearily.
“THAT B*TCH OVER THERE DID IT AGAIN!” Fang yelled at the top of his lungs.
“HAYDEN!” Miles said in disgrace. “You are OUT of here for the night…and the next day…and the next day and the next day and the next day and… … … FOREVER!” Miles yelled.
“WHAT?!” Hayden yelled back as he came down the stairs, wide-eyed. Him and Miles kind of just stared at each other. “F**K you old man!”
“ARGHHHHHHHHH!” Miles screamed in his crappy old man voice.
Meanwhile…
“What the crap is going ON down there?!” Kat yelled, trying to get some sleep. When she was walking down the hall, she saw Skart and Zorba also walking down the hall. “Do you guys know what’s going on?” Kat asked.
“I am almost afraid to find out.” I said.
“Yeah, after I saw those guys in boxers, I got sort of creeped out.” Skart said, nervousness in her voice.
“Well, were gonna have to find out sometime. Come on, I’ll sneak us to where the argument is going on. We can watch behind the big glass case full of precious stones right outside the hall.” Kat said.
When we arrived at the scene, we could not believe what we saw…
Present
“Hayden, I gave you another chance to stop touching Fang, you piece of meaningless sh*t! Now you’ve crossed the line!” Miles yelled(as this was happening, Fang was watching the argument happily, because Hayden was finally being kicked out of the house).
“F**K you!” Hayden screamed and kicked Miles in the shin.
“AHHHHHHH!” Miles screamed, got up and punched Hayden in the face. He then did a ninja move and ran up the walls. Hayden did too, (this is so gay) and when they came back down, Miles and Hayden tried to karate chop each other, but both failed. Miles then grabbed Hayden by the color, and THREW him outside and slammed the door as hard as he could.
Everyone went quiet. Miles casually walked by us, all anger forgotten, and said, “Sorry about that guys.” He walked upstairs and got some clothes from Hayden’s room and came back down, throwing them outside for Hayden.
“… … … Well… that was pretty gay.” BS said.
“WTF?! How did YOU get here?!” We all yelled, surprised.
Miles then just went to the door for a second, opened it just to find Hayden walking away. “YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!” Miles yelled at Hayden who turned around and just stared mouth opened. You could just barley hear Hayden yell back,
“My mother?!” but it was very faint. Miles had closed the door and, again, acted like it was nothing.
“YES! He’s gone!” Fang then said happily, smiling where he had been standing.
“Well… Fang…” I then said, thinking. “We don’t live here… He’s only kicked out of his own house… He’ll probably stalk you again and find us and stick with us…” I said, and kind of stopped thinking to look at Fang, who looked disappointed.
“Aw, c’mon cheer up. I’m sure you’re love’ll come back!” BS joked. Fang just immediately shot him a glare. And when he did, BS kind of jumped and ran upstairs. Fang followed him, threatening to kill him.
Towards noon, Miles had told us to go get some herbs for the food for tonight. He said it might take a while, so that’s why he sent us at noon. He didn’t want it to get to dark that we can’t find our way back. “Okay guys… Let’s go look for those herbs!” Skart said happily. I was in the front of the line, Skart second, Kat third, BS fourth, and then Fang. Since Hayden wasn’t with us. [/font][/center]
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:24:02 GMT -5
CHAPTER 32
Bloody Murder
“We NEED to figure out who that weird piece of crap is!” Zaphere said, pounding his fist on his desk.
The two demons in the room kind of jumped back, scared a little bit. “Umm… You mean, BS, sir?”
“No, no, the gay one…” Zaphere then said, looking at the two.
One of the demons seemed to be a little mad at him… and then said, “Oh, you mean you?” He then, retrieving an evil looking glare from Zaphere.
“I want you to go past the forest and into the mountains. Find out anyone who knows about the group.” Zaphere said, pointing towards the door. The two demons knew what he was saying and left the room. As they walked down the hall they spoke, talking about Zaphere and laughing.
“We’d better get going. We need to go find out who that…other…person…human thing is.” One of the demons said. They were soon off. They were both heading off towards the desert mountains…in search…of…the… … … Gay One.
“Who do you think he belongs to?” One of the stupid-arsed demons asked.
“I don’t know, but I personally think he doesn’t belong to any of us.” Said the other.
“What do you mean? Is he from somewhere else? Is that what you mean?” The stupid-arsed one said.
“Yes. So if that is so, we have to find out where he comes from after we capture the human.”
Minuets later, they found a town…totally painted green. How freakish the demons thought. Stupid pathetic humans.
They immediately shot down and made the ground shake because of the impact. The people were startled and some fell to the floor because of it. “AHHHHHHH! Blo’y ‘ell!” They were yelling and as soon as they saw the demons.
“Where’s the gay one!” Shouted one of the demons.
“What the F**K?” One of the townspeople yelled, confused. “What the crap? The gay one? Is this some kind of sick joke?”
“No, you stupid idiot!” The other demon yelled and slashed the person who said that across the face and killed him. Everyone went silent. Then, after about 5 sec. they got to their senses, and started running…in CIRCLES!
“Stop it! Stop it all of you!” The demons yelled. The town stopped. “Now, there is supposed to be a gay one around here. Tell us who it is!”
“…Ohhh, you mean Hayden? Oh, yeah, he lives with a crazy old fellow by the name of…oh…let’s see…um…err.”
The demons grew impatient. The man continued.
“…um…um…oh yeah! No, wait…no, that’s not it…”
The demons started to tremble with frustration.
“…wait, it’s on the tip of my tongue…oh yeah! It’s Miles!” Said the townsperson happily.
“Good. Now where does this MILES man live?” The demon said.
“Oh…uh…um…” The townsperson began again into what seemed like forever.
“He lives just outside the town in a cottage but it looks nothing like one. It is like, totally a big fancy a** mansion that is on top of a rocky hill…thing…place…um…anyway, it’s easy to spot, so…um go there. Um…yeah.” Said a teenage punk girl.
“Very well…but if we find out you are lying, then you and you’re townspeople will be no more.” After the demon spoke, they both flew off and in search for Miles.
Just a few minutes past, and the two were at his house…On his door step…smiling. Before they knocked on the door, they looked to each other, smiling.
Miles had heard a knock at the door, and went to open it. He was looking at something, before looking up, wearing glasses. “Hello?” he said, looking at the two. He couldn’t really see because his glasses were reading glasses, so he took them off, squinting a little. He just got a small glimpse before being cut down. He was a defenseless old man. Thinking that the group had come back… He was even thinking that his son was there with them. He wanted to apologize to Hayden... [/font][/center]
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:25:37 GMT -5
CHAPTER 33
Sorrowful Pain
Everyone was still picking some herbs, without knowing what had just happened. They seemed really happy too. Hayden was back, tackling Fang whom was yelling at him to get off of him until he finally did. Fang had gotten a mushroom, saying he had found a herb… A good herb that isn’t poisonous. But…it was. Of course. “Fang that’s poisonous, your not supposed to eat it. You might die.” I said looking at him, one hand on my hip, looking at him with a serious face. He just seemed to smile deviously.
“I found one.” He said holding up the mushroom again. I just rolled my eyes and turned away. He then turned to Hayden. “Hey, Hayden want a mushroom?” Fang said, sounding happy.
“…No… I don’t like mushrooms…” he said looking at Fang with his arms crossed. “You should know that!” Hayden said looking at him with a smug look. I heard something drop, so I’m sure Fang dropped the mushroom.
“Whoa… Hey guys look at this flower!” Kat said. The flower had six petals. It was white and pink in the middle. The stem was a pretty color green. It didn’t look like barf or anything. It had a soft light green tint to it. In the middle where the pollen met the petals, the pink was kind of fading into the white. It blended in with the white so perfectly. Everyone was around Kat looking at it, including Fang. He even looked almost awed by its beauty. Kat pinched the very bottom of the stem where it met the ground. She stood up from being crouched and looked at the flower. She was able to get it out of the ground without any of the dirt on it, or any of the roots still on it. “Oh… It’s beautiful…” She said smiling. She whirled around, looking straight at Hayden. “Why don’t you give it to your farther? I’m sure he’d love it!” She said, holding it out to him.
“Uh, huh? I…” was all Hayden said before Kat pretty much put it in his hand.
“We have enough herbs, we should be getting back by now.” I said, smiling. The rest nodded and we started to head back to the house. …Man, we really did look happy…
We were all walking back to the house, talking. Hayden just looked absorbed in the flower Kat had given him, to give to Miles. When we were just a few feet away from the house we all noticed something… The front door was wide open. We all knew that he never kept it open like that. Hayden was the first one to make it to the front door. We all kind of stood and watched. He just stood there in the door way, looking…down.
As we just kind of watched, we saw that the flower he had been holding loosely fell out of his hand onto the ground. Skart was the second one to run up to the doorway. Then me, and the rest. As we all ran up to him, we saw him just fall to his knees as if he’d been shot in the back of the knee. When we all came, we saw the scene. Hayden, of course, was the first to break into tears. Then the rest of us… Well, except for a certain someone. But, he did have kind of worried face on, though. At least we knew he cared.
As we all stood there, huddled around, crying. The blood had piled up, making a puddle. And, at the end of the puddle, there, was the white flower drenched in the red blood… Hayden then lost his balance and sat down beside his dad, crying like no tomorrow. “Dad! NO! Who could have done this…” He cried burying his face into his dad. We all sat down beside him. Skart and I started bursting out in hysterical tears.
“He was such a good meaningful pig of of…of…EVERYTHI HI HIIINNNNGGGG!” I sobbed loudly. Skart sniffed sadly.
“Yeah,” she said mournfully. “That’s right Leah. A meaningful pig of everything besides a meaningless pig of NOTHINGNESS…whatever that means.”
S.C started crying, too. “Yeah, dudes. Even if he was a little creepy old man that dressed in totally stupid silk robes, he was still the awesomest man I could have ever gotten to know, dude!” His tears falling faster than light.
Kat started crying so hard her shoulders were shaking. “Why did this have to happen? Why? WHYYYYY?!” She yelled, being choked down by tears.
B.S cried, too, but more silently. “He was a weird freaking creepy old man in a freaky silk robe and was even weirder and scarier when he was in his boxers…but…I…MISS HIM! Like freaking crap!” B.S screaming and crying.
Fang just twitched his eye and a tear dribbled down his face. He was trying to act tough, you could tell, but more tears just were falling down his face. “What the F**KING crap?! Why the F**K am I crying?!” I didn’t care THAT much for that creepy F**KIN’ old cook?!” WTF?!” Fang said, silently. Even MORE tears streaming down his face.
Hayden just continued to cry on his dead father. “Fang, get Hayden off of his dad…” I said crying, not even able to open my eyes. He pretty much just self consciously grabbed Hayden and started to drag Hayden off to the living room couch. He wasn’t crying as much anymore, so he looked a bit more put together. Well…not THAT put together… [/font][/center]
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:27:36 GMT -5
CHAPTER 34
Drunken Lament
We were all sitting on the couch, still crying. The only person who wasn’t sitting with us, or even crying anymore was Fang. He was outside…creating a coffin for Miles. We were all just in the room still crying our arses off. We were actually staring to fall a sleep. After all the crying, we were really tired. I was sure Fang was too, but he was taking up his time to make something important but were just sitting here on the couch crying… How does that help with ANYTHING?! That’s right… IT DOSNEN’T! “Hey guys… I’m done.” Fang came into the room, actually looking…well…not so tough as he usually is. His hands looked really bruised and splintery. It was about sunset and we were all out there. Miles’s body was in the coffin. Fang was the one who actually put it in there. He seemed the most to actually not care if he touched a dead body. When we came out and saw the coffin, it was white and had a cross on the top of it. “I’m going to need help.” Fang said, positioned at one side of the coffin. All of us, except for Hayden, who was still too depressed to really do anything, started to lift it up and take it to the hole. We slowly let it drop into the ground and when it was done, we all helped burry it.
When we got back inside, we got out some grape-juice and sadly and stupidly without realizing it, put it right next to the beer. Anyway, we all got some grape juice and Fang put his grape-juice right beside the beer. We were all chatting about Miles and just sitting there in sorrow.
“It was probably one of the demons that killed Miles.” Kat said.
“Ya THINK?” Skart said, angered.
“As soon as we get to those camps I am going to MURDER the demons like a barbarian severing a small, helpless, lamb of doomyness…”I said, raising my voice.
“Oh YEAH, Zorba? Well, when I get down there, I’ll kill them in a blink of an eye so they won’t even know what killed them.” B.S said.
“When I get down there, I’m going to cut out there bones and shove it down their stupid thoats!” Roared Hayden.
“When I get to them, I am going to break their skulls and mash their brain up!” Skart screamed.
“When I see them, I am going to chop them into itty bitty pieces and run over them with my skate-board!” S.C yelled.
“When I get to the demons, I am going to break their necks…um…then I’m gonna shove rocks in their brain…uh…um…and then, when they are all beaten down, um, I’ll say TOLD YA YOU WOULDN’T WIN!” Kat cried angrily.
“When I get to them…(evil laugh)I’ll kill them slowly and painfully by cutting their tongues’ out, ripping out their black hearts with my bear hands, and severing each leg…AMPUTATING IT!(louder evil laugh).” Fang screeched at the top of his lungs.
“Ohh… Umm… Okay, wow your angry.” BS said, kind of looking around and not looking straight at Fang.
“Well, DUH.” Fang said looking dumbstruck, making fun of BS. “And now if you don’t mind… I HAVE to go clean that blood up!!” Fang said getting up ‘supposedly’ grabbing his grape-juice without looking. When he took a sip he paused, looked at it in a weird way, and then started chugging it down. Kat then looked at where the grape-juice was and then realized it wasn’t the grape-juice he picked up.
“Fang! That’s not grape-juice! Do you know what you’re drinking? That’s BEER!” Kat screamed. Fang just said an absent-sounding, “Whaaat?” And just went on drinking. All of seemed to stare…
“Dude… Do you like… Like it?” SC asked looking worried like the rest of us. He pretty much just ignored what he had just asked.
“I guess that’s a…yes?” Skart said, kind of eye twitching. “Man, I hope he stops drinking…NOW!” Skart said, and when she said now, …he actually did stop. Me and her kind of exchanged surprised looks.
Hayden had walked up behind Fang looking down at him. “If you take one more sip of that bottle…and I’ll… knock over that box of crackers!” he said, pointing to the small box of them.
“So…? Not like I care.” Fang said, bored. He looked back at Hayden lifting the bottle closer to his mouth.
Hayden was pointing at him shaking his head. Right then Fang took one last swig. He lowered the bottle and glared at him. “That’s it!” Hayden said, and knocked over the box of crackers. Hayden had dried up tears and his eyes were red. Fang was kind of looking away from the crackers and looking back and forth at them. He had an angry look at first but it seemed to actually kind of soften. He moved to go clean up the crackers, but… We just looked at Fang as he stood there next to Hayden and the crackers. He had set the bottle down, and was just staring down at them. All of a sudden, Fang pretty much broke down, falling on his knees right next to the crackers. “CRACKEEERRRS!!!” he cried. We were all taken by surprise…of course. This is the second time we’ve seen him cry. Except this time didn’t seem very…well…he didn’t need to cry, okay?!
“Fang…are you okay?” I asked, laughing but trying to hide it.
“Eh. He’s fine. Just… Em…” Hayden said looking back at Fang who was huddled around the crackers, crying. “Over emotional and drunk?” Hayden then said, not sure what to say.
“CRACKERS!!! WHY?! WHYYYYY?!” Fang was almost screaming… Sheesh… He really cared about those crackers. Me, Skart, and Kat were pretty much laughing our heads off.
“Wow… who knew he’d get so over emotional over CRACKERS?” BS said, laughing and unable to stop. SC was also laughing. Hayden was slightly laughing, but not really. I guessed he didn’t want to laugh at him. But, heck, I didn’t know.
We all went towards the spot Fang was freaking out.
He was crying and holding a cracker in fetal position rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself. He was looking up at us with big puppy dog eyes… Sheesh… Was he that wasted? Fang then got up, still holding the cracker. He was bumping into us, holding onto the wall and anything he could really reach. He actually fell on the floor in the living room. And he was laughing. We had all piled in there and sat on the couch except for Hayden who was just standing off to the side watching. Fang rolled on his back and looked at us upside down. “I’m gonna sing you a song to cheer you up…” he said, hiccupping at the end of his sentence. “Ba-by shark do do doo doo da do ba-by shark do do doo doo da do baby shark do do doo doo da do baby shark.” He sang, also doing the hand motions. He looked like he was thoroughly enjoying it. “Mam-ma shark do do doo doo da do ma-ma shark do do doo doo da do mamma shark do do doo doo da do mamma shark. Da-ddy shark do do doo doo da do daddy shark do do doo doo da do daddy shark do do doo doo da do daddy shark. On a swim do do doo doo da do do on a swim do do doo doo do da do on a swim.” Fang had gotten through the whole song… It was torture, but we were laughing through the whole thing. When he was done he was rocking back and forth, laughing. He then stopped and looked back at us. “I love you guys…” he said with a not so caring look. “We love you to.” Skart said, still laughing.
All the sudden, something made Fang stop smiling. He looked over Skart’s shoulder and saw that there was no more ‘grape-juice’ left. He started to make a really sour and disgusted and angry facial expression and he rolled around, got up, and charged towards B.S. He grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him really hard. “Where’s the F**KIN SH*TTY ARSED beer?!”He yelled, slamming B.S to the wall. He was about to punch him, when Hayden rushed over and put a hand on Fang. Fang paused and dropped B.S like a rock and turned around and betch-slapped Hayden across the face. Then he kicked him in the balls and ran towards Kat. Kat huddled in fear and squeaked when Fang picked her up. He then took Kat over to Hayden and started to beat Hayden with Kat as a sword. He then started pinching nerves to make her kick him. When he put her down, he ran towards S.C. He started to bite and scratch him. Poor S.C started bleeding. Fang threw him towards Kat. “F**K you both and you’re stupid love!” He roared. He then stumbled towards me, picked me up and started to twist my arms and slam me over and over again against the kitchen counter. He then set me down and ran towards Skart. He picked her up by the ankles and started to slam her over and over again on the table. He knocked every single one of us out that night. Then, since he was so drunk, he just gradually got knocked out by himself. [/font][/center]
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:28:56 GMT -5
CHAPTER 35
Fang Over
When we all woke up, we didn’t say anything. We were too pissed about last night. Someone had to shake Fang awake. Then we all just left with all our stuff.
When we were now trudging through the forest, Fang said groggily, “Stop talking so loud! UGHHHH!”
“Fang, were not even talking.” I said calmly.
Fang just ignored me. “STOP it!” He yelled. Then he reeled over and threw up.
“Were almost there.” I said as we were at the base of the mountains. “Do you think the people are still okay and not found out?”
“I don’t know. I hope not.” Skart said sort of woozily from being slammed down on the table. As she said this, Fang started throwing up again…sort of on B.S.
“UUUUUUAAAAAAAGHHHH!” B.S screamed. “It burns! It burns…like ACID!” Fang smiled and threw up again.
When we arrived at the camps, the people were like, “Where the crappy wizdoodle have you been?!” Or something like, “Why are you throwing up, Fang?”
When we told them about Miles being dead and us getting captured, one of the people looked at Fang and said, “So, to fix everything, you decided to get WASTED?” Fang smiled.
“Yeah.” He said happily. “You should try it sometime.” He then threw up again. The person gave Fang a long, hard, stare and said,
“Very well, then. Um. So I guess we will be attacking tomorrow, right?”
“Yes.” We all said at once…except Fang. He was too hung over. He was just laughing and throwing up all over the place. Everyone had to shield their faces, because it was spraying all over.
“Practice on your moves and make sure to get them right by the time we come back tomorrow. We’ll be practicing as well. Just do what we taught you.” Kat said to everyone that was there.
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:30:06 GMT -5
CHAPTER 36
War Discussion
Later that night, we all sat in Skart’s camp, just the 7 of us, all discussing the war that was to begin at sunrise exactly. We were going over the plans to see if everyone remembered everything like where our positions are and what group we will each be fighting with.
“Okay, so, Kat, what group are you leading again?” I asked, testing her to see if she remembered.
“The group that is most sneakiest and on the East side.” Kat answered determined.
“Good. S.C?”
“North Group.” He answered casually.
“Good. Fang?”
“The South Group where the toughest people are.” He said boastfully, no longer pumped with alcohol.
“And Skart, B.S and I will lead the West Group apparently, because Fang said earlier we were the most careless.” I said, glaring at Fang. “So, everyone clear what they are doing and do we all have our weapons ready for the big day tomorrow?”
“Yep!” They all said happily…except Fang. He was just looking away and nodding silently like he was in thought.
“Fang? You okay?” Kat asked uncertainly.
“What? Oh…I was just hoping that tomorrow B.S or Hayden manages to get hurt by one of the demons and I just get to finish them off.” He said, but you could tell he was really thinking about something else and was just using that to cover the real reason why he was looking uncertain. Although, he probably meant what he said when he mentioned B.S and Hayden…I hope not. [/font][/center]
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Post by Fang on Aug 4, 2009 3:36:38 GMT -5
CHAPTER 37
The Beginning is The End
Skart’s P.O.V:
… … … I don’t know what to say… I mean…it’s a war… What if…someone dies? Well, I mean…I know a lot of people are going to die, but… what if Zorba dies? Or Kat?! Or S.C? Or me…? I mean, if I didn’t die, but someone else did… I would be like…crying my arse off… Really. I don’t think I’d be able to stop.
These guys are the best friends I’ve ever known. Or ever really had. I would hate it if someone actually died…
S.C’s P.O.V:
Okay, so…like…this is going to be HELL out there. Blood, gore, death… Really. I just hope that everyone makes it out alive. The little kids, I doubt would even last a second. Seriously.
I just hope that no one goes out of control and tries to kill everyone!
B.S’s P.O.V:
Oh…my…god! This is going to be so awesome… Well, minus the death and gore and stuff. I’d probably throw up if I saw something really…really gross. But, maybe…I won’t. Who knows.
Well anyway, I’m all psyched up and ready to kill those demons!
Zorba’s P.O.V:
I am so worried and angry and nervous at the same time I could pee in my pants…of worrieness. Anyway, I hope someone does not die. Well, I mean, I wouldn’t really mind if B.S died. Well…maybe I would…I don’t know. I cannot wait to beat those stupid demons of darkness and lameness to a mere pulp! Mwahahahahahaha…I’m still scared though.
Hayden’s P.O.V:
…….I’m……going……to kill......them! They killed my father! …I think anyway… No one else would do that, I’m sure. It must have been those stupid demons…! They’re going to SUFFER for what they did to him! I’m going to kill them the way they killed him!! Really. I don’t care right now, if anyone dies! Well… Maybe except my Fangy, but other than him, I don’t care who dies!
Fang’s P.O.V:
…Those bast***s are going to DIE! For all that they’ve done. Killing people, murdering people, making people SUFFER! I am going to kill every single demon I see, weather it be alive, or dead! …Which doesn’t make any sense, but I’ll do it anyway!
I’ll rip there guts out, and stuff it down there throats again, making them eat it!
When we were all done talking, we all got practicing with our weapons, I was practicing shooting birds out of the sky. “Hey, Skart! I’m getting GOOD at this!”
“Zorba, they never miss.” Skart said tiredly as she swung her sword at a variety of trees over and over again. She was getting pretty much every target she tried to hit, until she accidentally swung it back to far, and hit B.S on the shoulder.
“AAAHHHH!” B.S screamed. There was a huge cut on B.S’s shoulder. Fang looked over and said,
“Ya know, I have a cut like that too. I got it from my mother swinging ORANGE JUICE at me!” He said, raising his voice.
“Wait…how can you get that from orange juice?” S.C asked, swinging his ax and throwing it at some targets.
“You don’t want to know, S.C. You don’t want to know.” Fang said menacingly quiet.
S.C shrugged and wasn’t looking where he was throwing the ax at that moment and it whizzed past B.S’s head.
“HEY!” B.S yelled, angered as he stabbed his dagger in random things like trees and dead birds that I killed from shooting arrows at them.
Fang was swinging the mace over and over again and teasing B.S with it by occasionally swinging it over B.S’s head and things. B.S kept on having to duck, whilst Fang laughed happily and psychopathically.
Kat practiced throwing her spear at the squirrels. She started to get teary-eyed though, because in the future she wanted to be a vet when she grew older.
“Wait.” Kat said after a while. “Hayden doesn’t have a weapon. Hey, Fang? Let Hayden borrow one of you’re weapons, please.”
“Nooooo.” Fang said, clutching the weapons to his chest and scowling. “I wanna keep ‘em.”
“Fang!” We all said in unison.
“Let Hayden borrow a weapon. You get two. Let him borrow just ONE. You get to chose what weapon he get’s.” B.S said irritated. Fang scowled.
“I wanna keep the mace.” He mumbled. “You can have the double-sword, Hayden.”
“Yay.” Hayden said, grabbing the double swords from Fang, smiling. “Thaaank yooou.” He then said, taking one of the swords out of its sheath. He examined it then, lightly put the blade to his hand and cut. It didn’t do anything. “Hmm… There dull.” He said, looking at the blade.
Fang watched him. “So, that’s how you tell if a sword is dull?” He then asked looking at him with a not so curious face.
“Hm? Oh, no, I just do that to these blades because these were made to be able to cut anything even if you don’t even put any force against whatever it is your cutting.” Hayden said, now examining the other blade. Fang then got an idea…
“Give me one of the swords.” Fang said. Hayden gladly…and stupidly, gave him one. Fang then smiled and came up behind Hayden, holding it to his neck. Hayden just froze there, not moving.
“Fang… What are you doing?” He then asked, looking at him through the corner of his eye. He could barley see him, though. Fang slightly started to cut his neck, without putting any pressure on it. It didn’t do anything…
“Dang it…” Fang said, taking the sword away from Hayden’s neck and giving it back to him. “I’m going inside.” Fang said, walking inside the house. He had cleaned up the blood from Miles earlier so there was no more blood on the wooden floor.
“Oh, hey, Fang! We need to fix up your wounds…” Hayden said standing behind him.
“…Wounds…? … … …Oh! Those wounds…um, yeah… But, how? It’s not like you can magically heal that gash on my back.” He said, turning away from him.
“Well, I can’t heal them, but I can sew it shut so that it doesn’t get infected.”
“Hayden… It’s already infected.” Fang then said, slightly looking at him as he got some water.
“Really? Let me see. Take off your shirt.” Hayden said, now standing next to him.
“What? No!” Fang said, backing away from him.
“Come on, Fang. Take it off so I can see it.” Hayden said, now cornering him and trying to take his shirt off.
“Stop!” Fang said. Struggling to get away from him.
I started to hear some yelling inside so I kind of went to the door. “Hey, guys, listen…” I said, listening. Everyone came beside me and started to listen too. We could hear something like, ‘Take your shirt off’ and then a ‘no’, and then someone say, ‘Take it off so I can see it’ then ‘stop’… and then a ‘thump’…“What the heck…?” B.S said, wondering what the heck was going on. We all came in and went to the kitchen, just to stop dead in our tracks. Our eyes were wide, as we just stared… Fang was on the floor on his stomach, and Hayden was sitting on him, lifting his shirt up.
“What the hell is going on?!” S.C then asked, staring like the rest of us.
“I am TRYING to take Fang’s shirt off, so I can-“ Hayden began.
“What? So you can RAPE him?” Skart yelled.
“No! So I can clean his cuts!” Hayden finished.
“By…RAPING him?!” S.C yelled.
“NOOOOO! If I get his shirt off, I can sew the gash back together!” Hayden said, frustrated.
“Oh. Sorry, man.” S.C said.
When we got into the living room, Fang was sitting on the couch and having Hayden sew the gash back together. “OW! Ouch! F**K! S**T! F**K!” Fang was yelling in pain over and over again as Hayden slowly and painfully fixed Fang up.
“Hey, what are all those stitches on you’re back from?” I asked curiously.
“F***********CCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Fang yelled as Hayden finished the last stitch and was struggling to get the needle out of Fang’s back. He was pulling and tugging so hard, it was nearly ripping Fang’s skin off, causing him to cuss. “I…got…those…stitches… from…glasses…of…ORANGE JUICE! Everyday, if I wasn’t a ‘good boy’, my mother would poor a bunch of orange juice in my eyes, and then smashed the glass against my head and then cut me with the pieces…slashing my skin to…to…these huge gashes!” He finished, starting to cry. He started mumbling, “Stupid orange juice. Stupid sh*tty orange juice…of PAIN!” He mumbled it over and over again. T’was a sad, sad, rest of the night.
At sunrise, we arrived at the camps, just like we said we would and we all got into our positions. Kat with her sneaky group, Fang with his oh, so tough group, B.S, Skart, and I with our careless group, and Hayden with Fang, and S.C with his group. When we were all set up and our people were armed, we waited for Zaphere and his minions to rise…
When Zaphere and his minions were just coming down from the mountain…we charged. The demons were taken by surprise, them seeing us coming from all around them, people with arrows, spears, swords, and many other weapons. Kat’s group was coming up behind them, so they didn’t see her. When we ran close enough so we could finally use up close weapons, Kat was already massacring demons, stabbing them with her spear in their heart. Her group started to kill them too, them brutally massacring the demons. As I was massacring some demons, I was uncontrollably laughing crazily. When Skart fought, she skillfully used her sword and easily slaughtered every demon she saw. S.C was swinging his ax carelessly and just whistling…with his eyes closed… skipping through the death meadow, happily. Hayden was huffing girlishly whenever he slashed a demon. Fang was just smiling and giggling evilly…his eyes glowing with joy. Every time he swung his mace, he laughed triumphantly and psychopathically as he sliced a demons head off. B.S just was getting all the little demons, because a dagger that size really couldn’t kill a HUGE demon, but, meh, he was still killing them.
As Kat speared each demon, since she was such a nice person, she kept saying “Sorry! Oh, I am SO sorry! SORRY!” Especially because she wanted to become a vet when she grew older.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am going to kill ALL of you you worthless SLUGY SLUGS of nothingness of blackness of the DARKNESS! And even for ME that doesn’t make sense!” I yelled gleefully. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH!”
“DIE S**tbags! DIIEEEEEEE!” B.S yelled as he stabbed each puny demon, all of them starting to swarm on top of him like lizards, now slowly covering his face and not realizing that the only affect he had on them was giving them splinters.
“Dudes! This is totally awesome! I am kicking ARSE as Zorba tends to say! This is totally WICKED!” S.C roared, feeling awesome.
“UGH! I’m doing this for FANG!” Hayden yelled. “AND my dad! ARRRRGH! UGH!” He huffed as he did that.
“MWAHAHAHAH!” Yelled Fang. “You F**KERS! I’m gonna slaughter you even when you go BACK to hell you S**TMONKEYS! You F**KING S**THOLES OF S**T WHO EAT MONKEYS THAT S**T IN YOU’RE MOUTHES!!!!!!!!!!” Just then, Fang saw his mother. “You WHORE!!” He yelled, and smacked her with his mace across her face.
No one really noticed what he had just done, though.
“Gah, you stupid sh*ts! Die already!!!” Skart screamed as one knocked the sword out of her hand. As she grabbed for it, the demon stepped in front of her, knocking the sword further away. As he lunged for her, S.C came by, still having his eyes closed and swinging the ax around, severing the head of the demon attacking Skart. “Thanks S.-“ before she could say, ‘C’ she noticed that he was swinging the ax with his eyes closed. “Pfft. Retard.” She said and got up to fight more.
“YEEEEHOOOO!” I yelled as I arrowed several demons in the heart whilst spinning around in a circle, not noticing that more and more demons were starting to close in on me, pretty soon grabbing all of my limbs and starting to pull. “Somebody help MEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!” I screamed in terror. B.S tried to, but he only gave them useless splinters, so Hayden came in and totally butchered them all in a few swipes, causing them to let go of me. “Thanks!” I yelled at Hayden and ran off to defeat more.
As B.S was swiping at all the demons, they just ignored the splinters that were now sticking out of their skin and were starting to try to bite his legs off. As they were doing this, he noticed he was quite close to Zaphere. Just a mile away, and he could TOTALLY sever Zaphere’s head…
As S.C carelessly swung the ax, one demon that just happened to be smarter than the others, pounced on S.C from the air, dodging the ax and knocking S.C over where the demon started to slash S.C’s head over and over. “AAAAAAAHHHHHH S**T! I thought I had this one in the bag!” S.C yelled, crushed. “Or at least I DID until this b**tard came and ruined my glory.” S.C thought and then said,…”I’m gonna kill him for it.” S.C grabbed his ax and sliced the beast’s throat open. “Stupid little S**T.” He mumbled then continued whistling and swinging the ax all over again.
Hayden was doing perfectly fine, and getting most of the demons, when he turned around and was face-to-face with a demon that was one of Zaphere’s high-class demons. Crap. These ones were extremely powerful…OH WELL! Hayden just smiled and double-sliced the demons arms and legs off, then just went off happily, leaving the demon to die a bloody death.
With Fang it was the same, he just went through the demons like no tomorrow, only…everyone that wasn’t a demon was running away from him. Because with Fang, if he wanted to, he would kill you too.
Kat was crying and screaming as a demon pulled and tugged at her hair and were scratching her legs up, putting sticks they found off the ground in them, making her want to DIE! Then, naturally, S.C and I came twirling, and in MY case, laughing, up to them and murdering the demons.
Meanwhile, as this was all happening, B.S inched closer and closer behind Zaphere…his throat INCHES from B.S’s dagger…almost there…ALMOST THERE… and with that, B.S STABBED Zaphere in the throat then slicing it…not only giving Zaphere splinters, but KILLING him as well. As Zaphere cried out in agony, he fell to the ground, in pain and moaning. “Shut up, you b*stard.” B.S said, totally ticked and turned around. “I DEFEATED ZAPHEREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!” He yelled joyously. Everyone stopped. Fang was still stabbing a demon even though it was dead and even though he was looking at B.S in shock. How could a walking piece of s**t defeat the world’s most powerful demon? It just wasn’t right. As B.S stood there smiling, he took ONE stupid step, causing him to trip over Zaphere’s dead body, making the dagger to fall point-up on the ground, and having B.S’s heart land on it. He never moved after that…
“AWWWW! I never got to KILL him!!!!!! L” Fang yelled, pissed and angry. No one listened. As we finished off the demons that were still alive, we walked up to where B.S just died. Yep. DIED.
“Ya know…I kind of am a bit sad B.S died. I mean, he wasn’t COMPLETELY useless.” S.C said, sadly.
“Ya THINK?! He just defeated ZAPHERE!” Skart said.
“It’s kind of sad he never really was part of the Amegoses and was just the messenger boy.” I said, getting teary-eyed.
“Yeah, and to think we were planning on telling him that once all the demons were defeated. Do you think we should of?” Fang asked.
“No. If we did that, he would not have died with dignity. But I’m glad he did.” Kat said, finishing the last word with tear-filled eyes.
“Oh, well. He was pretty much just a piece of walking s**t anyway.” Hayden said, not really caring that there had just been a death of someone we semi-cared about.
We looked at him just a little bit more before turning around and seeing all of the people we had just lost… It was like a graveyard…just, with no real graves. “Oh my gosh…” I said sniffling a little. Counting all the people we lost in the war, including B.S…it’s really painful just to look around. I had actually closed my eyes not wanting to see more. I think Skart did as well, but she still looked. The three boys just looked, not really caring. Well, S.C did… Fang and Hayden really didn’t.
Hayden seemed occupied with someone else…
“Well… What now?” Fang finally spoke up, trying to keep Hayden away from him.
“I don’t know….” I said sounding tired.
“Should we…get out of here?” Someone suggested. It was a person from the group that was still alive. Half the people in Fang and Hayden’s group were still alive, no one in mine and Skart’s group was alive.
“Yeah, that’s a good idea.” S.C said. We all started to walk besides me. I turned back to Jake and then looked back.
“Zorba, come on!” Skart said, waiting for me.
“Coming!” I said running after them all.
Hayden was clinging to Fang, me and Skart were trying out best not to cry walking through all the dead bodies and stuff, S.C was helping Kat walk and get through the dead bodies.
We decided to walk to Mile’s house. That was where we decided to live for now. Maybe forever. Because ya never know. Another adventure just might be around the corner… [/font][/center]
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